Grand Canyon: the Roadtrip
Sung on the way to the Grand Canyon at 2 am by Mr. Scott Morris:
Hush little baby don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a Thunderbird.
If that Thunderbird don't start, Daddy's gonna buy you a shopping cart.
If that shopping cart's wheel is squeaky, Daddy's gonna buy you a pitcher that's leaky.
If that pitcher spills real bad, Daddy's gonna buy you a launching pad.
If that launching pad gets broke, Daddy's gonna buy a tire spoke.
If that tire spoke don't fit, Daddy's gonna throw a royal fit.
That's it. The end. That's all she wrote.
Hush little baby don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a Thunderbird.
If that Thunderbird don't start, Daddy's gonna buy you a shopping cart.
If that shopping cart's wheel is squeaky, Daddy's gonna buy you a pitcher that's leaky.
If that pitcher spills real bad, Daddy's gonna buy you a launching pad.
If that launching pad gets broke, Daddy's gonna buy a tire spoke.
If that tire spoke don't fit, Daddy's gonna throw a royal fit.
That's it. The end. That's all she wrote.
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